BUFFED (noun, buhft): make more powerful. Unlock god-like focus with three organic mushrooms, four nootropics, 150mg of caffeine, b-vitamins, electrolytes, zero sugar and refreshing natural flavors. Oh yeah and the flavor f*cks-- tastes like a warm summer day mixed with a tropical paradise. Venom Berry for the tart and sweet. Pineapple Thrash if you like the super sweet. Save 30% on your first subscription or Buy One Get One 69% Off (both automatically applied).
“Pharmaceutical companies now hate me. I went from taking 50mg of long acting Adderall and this does the same thing to me that the Adderall did, but without the lack of appetite and the constant peeing.”
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“Before I tried BUFFED I went to Starbucks every morning. I got the same drink every time and talked to the same barista. She started to remember my name and have my drink ready for me by the time I came in. She started to flirt and I was working up the courage to ask her out. I know my mom would have loved her... but when I tried buffed I said f*ck caffe mocha and have never been back since. I have so much energy every day I run 10 miles before bed just so I can sleep.”
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“I’d stay away from this. It made me feel way better than I have with any previous energy drink or mix. So now every time I drink something else I know I’m going to feel worse than if I drank Buffed. I wish I didn’t know about it so that I could be happy drinking gas station cans. Now I know what I’m missing and it’s completely ruined that experience for me. ”
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“Ever since I started taking Buffed I'm getting too much work done, making too much money, and now I have no idea how to spend it.”
KILLER ENERGY TOO POWERFUL FOR A CAN
Venom Berry for the tart and sweet. Pineapple Thrash if you like the super sweet. Save 30% on your first subscription or Buy One Get One Free on a 6-pack Box (both automatically applied).