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  • PUMP POWDA

PUMP POWDA

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PUMP POWDA + BUFFED = God-like Workouts

When most people see powders they think pre-workout, and when they see cans they think energy drinks. Well...we're trying to disrupt those canned energy drinks and we know a lot of our customers are using BUFFED as a pre-workout. So if that's you and you want that pump, do we have a muscly brain concoction for you.

PUMP POWDA is completely flavorless and drinking it by itself may or may not melt your tongue and entire throat hole. Add PUMP POWDA to your BUFFED and drink 15-30 minutes before your workout. Then, let the toe tingles roll as you lock your inner b*tch in a closet and proceed to absolutely crush that workout (look your inner b*tch is just showing you what you need to work on--don’t be so mean to it).

 

L-Citrulline DL-Malate 2:1: 7000mg
Beta-Alanine: 3200mg
Betaine Anhydrous: 2500mg

This is boring…priority shipping on all orders, unless another option is selected. Meaning you should get your order within 3-5 business days.

you can finally burn your thinking caps • DON'T BE CANNED ENERGY'S B*TCH • canned energy gets stitches • you can't spell pithecanthropus without can (they're dead, dummy) • enjoy your tetanus shot

YOUR DUMB QUESTIONS

THE BEST WAY TO BUFF YOURSELF

Buffed will give you a full on brain erection, an erection that can only be cured through productivity. Your new raging mental hard-on is made possible by our unique formula of three organic mushrooms, four nootropics, b-vitamins, electrolytes and caffeine. Here are some of the best ways to get started.

Snort it

Our attorney wants you to know that you shouldn’t actually snort this product, ever, under any circumstances. You get the point. Don't snort Buffed.

Make it fancy

Personally, we like to find a fancy glass, mix it with sparkling water from the Swiss alps, and drink it with our pinkies in the air.

Be the Buffed

You have now developed the ability to absorb Buffed directly through osmosis. You are the most powerful being in the universe.

Customer Reviews

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Will Seaton
PUMPZILLA

Wasn’t expecting much but let me tell ya I was pumped and ready to conquer

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Saunder

I’ve never experienced so much pump at the gym. Best workouts ever. Seriously.