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BUFFED (noun, buhft): make more powerful. Unlock god-like focus with three organic mushrooms, four nootropics, 150mg of caffeine, b-vitamins, electrolytes, zero sugar and refreshing natural flavors. Oh yeah and the flavor f*cks-- tastes like a warm summer day mixed with a tropical paradise. Venom Berry for the tart and sweet. Pineapple Thrash if you like the super sweet. Save 30% on your first subscription or Buy One Get One 69% Off (both automatically applied).
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  • “Pharmaceutical companies now hate me. I went from taking 50mg of long acting Adderall and this does the same thing to me that the Adderall did, but without the lack of appetite and the constant peeing.”

    TANNER
  • “Before I tried BUFFED I went to Starbucks every morning. I got the same drink every time and talked to the same barista. She started to remember my name and have my drink ready for me by the time I came in. She started to flirt and I was working up the courage to ask her out. I know my mom would have loved her... but when I tried buffed I said f*ck caffe mocha and have never been back since. I have so much energy every day I run 10 miles before bed just so I can sleep.”

    KADEN
  • “I’d stay away from this. It made me feel way better than I have with any previous energy drink or mix. So now every time I drink something else I know I’m going to feel worse than if I drank Buffed. I wish I didn’t know about it so that I could be happy drinking gas station cans. Now I know what I’m missing and it’s completely ruined that experience for me. ”

    MATT
  • “Ever since I started taking Buffed I'm getting too much work done, making too much money, and now I have no idea how to spend it.”

    Jalynn

KILLER ENERGY TOO POWERFUL FOR A CAN

Venom Berry for the tart and sweet. Pineapple Thrash if you like the super sweet. Save 30% on your first subscription or Buy One Get One Free on a 6-pack Box (both automatically applied).
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    Venom Berry

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