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    perspectivesfromg

    I ordered the pineapple and berry last month and now I’m a forever customer. I went from consuming 3 energy drinks a day, down to 1 within the first week, and now I don’t even crave them anymore.
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    trintrin003

    It’s legitimately rlly good tasting, it gives me somewhat of a nice energy boost too, I tried the mega buffed 💚
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    Honestly Buffed is amazing I used to take and try so many different things but after finding and taking Buffed I got rid of everything else. If you want to lock in for the day, take it! 💯

Why Pineapple Thrash

Sticks, not cans

Most of our ingredients can’t go in a can, especially at the quantities we use. One stick in eight ounces of water — fits in your pocket.

Zero sugar

0g total sugar, 0g added sugar per stick.

150mg caffeine

Caffeine plus L-Theanine, L-Tyrosine, Acetyl L-Carnitine, Bacopa and organic mushrooms in every stick.

Why Venom Berry

Sticks, not cans

Most of our ingredients can’t go in a can, especially at the quantities we use. One stick in eight ounces of water — fits in your pocket.

Zero sugar

0g total sugar, 0g added sugar per stick.

150mg caffeine

Caffeine plus L-Theanine, L-Tyrosine, Acetyl L-Carnitine, Bacopa and organic mushrooms in every stick.

Why MEGA-BUFFED (Lemon Rip)

Scoops, not sticks

MEGA-BUFFED comes in a pouch. One scoop (9g) in eight ounces of water. 30 scoops per pouch.

Caffeine-free

No caffeine at all. 2g added sugar per scoop.

More mushrooms, more electrolytes

500mg Shrooom Power blend — 10× the sticks — plus 688mg electrolytes per scoop.