Pineapple Thrash
Too Powerful For A Can
Pineapple Thrash is the perfect fruit punch with powerful notes of pineapple, followed by subtle notes of strawberry, watermelon and raspberry. Pineapple Thrash is so good we have to describe it like we're describing Domaine Leroy Chambertin Grand Cru, Côte de Nuits (we just Googled, "what is considered the finest wine" and this is what popped up...take it out on Google, you wine snob).
Buffed Energy is what happens when your early 2,000's music festival collides with your resident hippie. We're not looking to knock your socks off with an insane amount of caffeine...we're looking to knock your socks off with god-like focus from Nootropics, Organic Mushrooms, Electrolytes, B-Vitamins AND Caffeine (yeah we can't escape caffeine's grips either).
This is boring…priority shipping on all orders, unless another option is selected. Meaning you should get your order within 3-5 business days.