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  • Pineapple Thrash
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  • Pineapple Thrash

Pineapple Thrash

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Too Powerful For A Can

Pineapple Thrash is the perfect fruit punch with powerful notes of pineapple, followed by subtle notes of strawberry, watermelon and raspberry. Pineapple Thrash is so good we have to describe it like we're describing Domaine Leroy Chambertin Grand Cru, Côte de Nuits (we just Googled, "what is considered the finest wine" and this is what popped up...take it out on Google, you wine snob).

Buffed Energy is what happens when your early 2,000's music festival collides with your resident hippie. We're not looking to knock your socks off with an insane amount of caffeine...we're looking to knock your socks off with god-like focus from Nootropics, Organic Mushrooms, Electrolytes, B-Vitamins AND Caffeine (yeah we can't escape caffeine's grips either). 

Organic Mushrooms For Brain Health*

  • Organic Cordyceps Sinensis
  • Organic Lion’s Mane
  • Organic Maitake Mushroom

Nootropics For Improving Thinking, Learning & Memory*

  • Bacopa Monnieri
  • L-Tyrosine
  • L Carnitine
  • L-Theanine

More Stuff

  • Vitamin B1, B3, B5, B6, B12
  • Magnesium
  • Caffeine
  • No dye's (the only death we care about is canned energy)
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
see the nutrition label for quantities and other ingredients

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you can finally burn your thinking caps • DON'T BE CANNED ENERGY'S B*TCH • canned energy gets stitches • you can't spell pithecanthropus without can (they're dead, dummy) • enjoy your tetanus shot

YOUR DUMB QUESTIONS

What's the "S Word"? Sucralose [you monster]. We originally tried using a combo of monk fruit, allulose and stevia and we could not get it flavored to something we were satisfied with--unfortunately, with everything we put in BUFFED it's extremely hard to flavor. For what it is worth, sucralose is the last ingredient in Venom Berry and makes up <1% of the total formula. Pineapple Thrash has Allulose as the main sweetener with some Sucralose.

Most people hate sucralose because they've heard two things: 1. Sucralose destroys or alters DNA 2. Sucralose kills the gut microbiome.

The "dna destroying [or altering]" of sucralose is based on an in vitro study. Glutamate, an amino acid, does the same thing in an in vtiro study. So now let's talk about this specific study: 

1. The study is using a derivative called "sucralose-6-acetate", which is an impurity in sucralose aka if you're using a quality product this shouldn't exist AND if it does exist, it's an extremely low amount of the total sucralose.    

2. DNA was only altered against the control when using the highest amount of sucralose they could aka it was 900x greater than what the body could produce. 900x. It is not a physiological model or a physiological dose.

3. Does this warrant looking further into? Yeah I think so. And it needs to be done in randomized controlled studies. 

Now the gut microbiome. The study is called: "Ten-Week Sucralose Consumption Induces Gut Dysbiosis and Altered Glucose and Insulin Levels in Healthy Young AdultsMendez-Garcia et al. (2022)" 

What did they test? Changes in gut bacteria, post-prandial glucose, and insulin response from ten weeks of sucralose ingestion in humans.

What did they find? Sucralose ingestion for ten weeks resulted in a significant increase in the microbiota species Blautia Coccoids.  There were no significant differences in glycemic responses between water and sucralose ingestion.

What does it mean for you? The benefits of artificial sweeteners outweigh the potentially negative consequences on the gut microbiome that are largely unexplored in humans.

More info: Changes in intestinal bacteria were the primary measure for this study. Interestingly there were some differences, but not the difference that some make it out to be. There was only a change in the Fermicutes type of bacteria, Blautia coccoides, and Lactobacillus acidophilus. Results showed sucralose ingestion significantly decreased Lactobacillus acidophilus.  Additionally, the sucralose group significantly increased their gut bacteria strain Blautia coccoides, and the analysis showed the sucralose group increased (3 – 4 fold increase) Blautia coccoides to a significantly greater degree than the water group. So it decreased some strains of gut bacteria but increased other strains of gut bacteria. There could be an equally strong argument made that sucralose improved gut health based on these results.

*this information was sourced using REPS.

NO and yes; if you have never looked at ingredients on a pre-workout and you think that caffeine and coffee equals a pre workout then yeah, for you uneducated swine, it’s a pre-workout. No. If you know your sh*t, and you want beta-alanine, citrulline, rhodiola, and l-dopa and getting the greatest pump of your life, then just add these to your Buffed and make your own pre workout.

You ask a lot of questions. Simply put: we can’t have our ingredients sitting in liquid for longer than a day, let alone years. If you like the fizzy pleasure that comes from carbonated beverages, then mix buffed with some carbonated water. We’d recommend mixing it with less carbonated water (6-8oz) then you would with the flat stuff.

Lion’s Mane is one of the best mushrooms for brain health. A study published in the International Journal Of Medicinal Mushrooms (1) found that Lion’s mane extract demonstrated neuroprotective properties by promoting the production of nerve growth factors (NGFs). NGFs play a crucial role in the growth, maintenance, and survival of nerve cells in the brain for enhanced cognitive function and memory. In fact, another study found that Lion’s Mane was able to enhance memory (2) - especially as you age. Maitake was also shown to have similar benefits as you age (3)

Cordyceps mushrooms, known for their unique growth on insect larvae, have gained recognition for their potential brain-boosting effects, with one study highlighting their ability to enhance (4) working memory and learning capacity.

Maitake mushrooms, more specifically PGM (a protein-bound polysaccharide bioactive component of Maitake), "could ameliorate the learning and memory function and histopathological abnormalities." (5)

Nootropics, also known as “smart drugs” (1) are a diverse group of medicinal substances whose action improves human thinking, learning, and memory, especially in cases where these functions are impaired. Nootropics improve the brain’s supply of glucose and oxygen, have antihypoxic effects, and protect brain tissue from (2). We use four different nootropics: Bacopa Monnieri (3), L-Tyrosine (4), L-Theanine (5) & Acetyl L-Carnitine HCL (6)

  • “Ever since I started taking Buffed I'm getting too much work done, making too much money, and now I have no idea how to spend it.”

    Jalynn
  • “I thought I could handle buffed consciousness, but it might be too powerful for my brain to handle”

    Saunder
  • “Buffed has completely ruined my mornings. I used to sleep in and feel groggy. Then I’d mosey my way to a coffee shop and spend $6 on a coffee just to feel something. Now I wake up and I get my buffed and all of sudden I’m productive by 9am which sucks. I don’t need my coffee anymore and I don’t know what to do with all this money in my bank account.”

    Court
  • “Before I tried buffed I went to Starbucks every morning. I got the same drink every time and talked to the same barista. She started to remember my name and have my drink ready for me by the time I came in. She started to flirt and I was working up the courage to ask her out. I know my mom would have loved her... but when I tried buffed I said f*ck caffe mocha and have never been back since because I'm a f*cking man. I have so much energy every day I run 10 miles before bed just so I can sleep.”

    Kaden
  • “I’d stay away from this. It made me feel way better than I have with any previous energy drink or mix. So now every time I drink something else I know I’m going to feel worse than if I drank Buffed. I wish I didn’t know about it so that I could be happy drinking gas station cans. Now I know what I’m missing and it’s completely ruined that experience for me. ”

    MATT
  • ★★★★★

    “Pharmaceutical companies now hate me. I went from taking 50milivaniligrams of long acting Adderall and this does the same thing to me that the Adderall did, but without the lack of appetite and the constant peeing.”

    TANNER

THE BEST WAY TO BUFF YOURSELF

Buffed will give you a full on brain erection, an erection that can only be cured through productivity. Your new raging mental hard-on is made possible by our unique formula of three organic mushrooms, four nootropics, b-vitamins, electrolytes and caffeine. Here are some of the best ways to get started.

Snort it

Our attorney wants you to know that you shouldn’t actually snort this product, ever, under any circumstances. You get the point. Don't snort Buffed.

Make it fancy

Personally, we like to find a fancy glass, mix it with sparkling water from the Swiss alps, and drink it with our pinkies in the air.

Be the Buffed

You have now developed the ability to absorb Buffed directly through osmosis. You are the most powerful being in the universe.

Customer Reviews

Based on 36 reviews
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Customer

Definitely a case of overhyped product and excessive self assurance on the brand's part. This brand seems largely driven by ego over genuinity. I put down 4 sticks in one day, and felt largely nominal. Very little difference, maybe a bit more tired from the caffiene. Might work for some, but didn't for me. One thing I can say is that the Pineapple Thrash flavor is good. Venom Berry tastes how play doh smells.

C
Customer

Great taste

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Aidan E.
Consistently Perfect.

I had spent a lot of time and money trying to find my perfect energy, I finally found it in this incredible drink. I was sick of the dehydrated feeling from coffee, Buffed has electrolytes. I tried other mushroom drinks that tasted like shit, Buffed is delicious. Especially the pineapple. The smoothest and longest lasting energy I’ve ever experienced with enough drive to move a refrigerator like a cracked out maniac without disrupting my heart’s natural rhythm. I freaking love this recipe. Also the customer support is unmatched. Saunder is literally the coolest mufunka I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with. Thank you guys for the greatest beverage on the market.

J
Jared Heaton
Yay verily!

Love it. No complaints. It will make your sticker peck out. t! I give it 10 thumbs up good s%#t! I give it 10 thumbs

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dave meyers
Super Buffed

I am totally happy with both flavors of buffed I have been looking for a alternative for a quick pick me up for a while now from fit update life cider all good but very expensive once I’ve tried buffed I haven’t looked back and even doing a subscription. Thank you Buffed