WHELP... THIS IS EMBARRASSING. THE BUFFEDITES TOOK OVER OUR WEBSITE, AMAZON, AND DOORDASH. WE SHOULD HAVE A SMALL RUN COMING NEXT WEEK, A BIGGER RUN IN TWO WEEKS, AND BE FULLY UP TO SPEED IN 8 WEEKS. SIGN UP FOR OUR EMAIL LIST TO GET NOTIFIED WHEN WE'RE BACK IN STOCK.

BE THE F*CKING BEST

GET B*FFED.

stop taking yourself so seriously
you can finally burn your thinking caps • DON'T BE CANNED ENERGY'S B*TCH • canned energy gets stitches • you can't spell pithecanthropus without can (they're dead, dummy) • enjoy your tetanus shot

Since you didn't click "shop now"