Pineapple Thrash

Name: Pineapple Thrash
Brand: buffedenergy
SKU: 4000
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Too Powerful For A Can

Pineapple Thrash is the perfect fruit punch with powerful notes of pineapple, followed by subtle notes of strawberry, watermelon and raspberry. Pineapple Thrash is so good we have to describe it like we're describing Domaine Leroy Chambertin Grand Cru, Côte de Nuits (we just Googled, "what is considered the finest wine" and this is what popped up...take it out on Google, you wine snob).

Buffed Energy is what happens when your early 2,000's music festival collides with your resident hippie. We're not looking to knock your socks off with an insane amount of caffeine...we're looking to knock your socks off with god-like focus from Nootropics, Organic Mushrooms, Electrolytes, B-Vitamins AND Caffeine (yeah we can't escape caffeine's grips either).

Organic Mushrooms For Brain Health*

Organic Cordyceps Sinensis
Organic Lion’s Mane
Organic Maitake Mushroom

Nootropics For Improving Thinking, Learning & Memory*

Bacopa Monnieri
L-Tyrosine
L Carnitine
L-Theanine

More Stuff

Vitamin B1, B3, B5, B6, B12
Magnesium
Caffeine
No dye's (the only death we care about is canned energy)

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

see the nutrition label for quantities and other ingredients

This is boring…priority shipping on all orders, unless another option is selected. Meaning you should get your order within 3-5 business days.

you can finally burn your thinking caps • DON'T BE CANNED ENERGY'S B*TCH • canned energy gets stitches • you can't spell pithecanthropus without can (they're dead, dummy) • enjoy your tetanus shot

YOUR DUMB QUESTIONS

NO and yes; if you have never looked at ingredients on a pre-workout and you think that caffeine and coffee equals a pre workout then yeah, for you uneducated swine, it’s a pre-workout. No. If you know your sh*t, and you want beta-alanine, citrulline, rhodiola, and l-dopa and getting the greatest pump of your life, then just add these to your Buffed and make your own pre workout.

You ask a lot of questions. Simply put: we can’t have our ingredients sitting in liquid for longer than a day, let alone years. If you like the fizzy pleasure that comes from carbonated beverages, then mix buffed with some carbonated water. We’d recommend mixing it with less carbonated water (6-8oz) then you would with the flat stuff.

Lion’s Mane is one of the best mushrooms for brain health. A study published in the International Journal Of Medicinal Mushrooms (1) found that Lion’s mane extract demonstrated neuroprotective properties by promoting the production of nerve growth factors (NGFs). NGFs play a crucial role in the growth, maintenance, and survival of nerve cells in the brain for enhanced cognitive function and memory. In fact, another study found that Lion’s Mane was able to enhance memory (2) - especially as you age. Maitake was also shown to have similar benefits as you age (3)

Cordyceps mushrooms, known for their unique growth on insect larvae, have gained recognition for their potential brain-boosting effects, with one study highlighting their ability to enhance (4) working memory and learning capacity.

Maitake mushrooms, more specifically PGM (a protein-bound polysaccharide bioactive component of Maitake), "could ameliorate the learning and memory function and histopathological abnormalities." (5)

Lion’s Mane is one of the best mushrooms for brain health. A study published in the International Journal Of Medicinal Mushrooms (1) found that Lion’s mane extract demonstrated neuroprotective properties by promoting the production of nerve growth factors (NGFs). NGFs play a crucial role in the growth, maintenance, and survival of nerve cells in the brain for enhanced cognitive function and memory. In fact, another study found that Lion’s Mane was able to enhance memory (2) - especially as you age. Maitake was also shown to have similar benefits as you age (3)

Cordyceps mushrooms, known for their unique growth on insect larvae, have gained recognition for their potential brain-boosting effects, with one study highlighting their ability to enhance (4) working memory and learning capacity.

Maitake mushrooms, more specifically PGM (a protein-bound polysaccharide bioactive component of Maitake), "could ameliorate the learning and memory function and histopathological abnormalities." (5)

Nootropics, also known as “smart drugs” (1) are a diverse group of medicinal substances whose action improves human thinking, learning, and memory, especially in cases where these functions are impaired. Nootropics improve the brain’s supply of glucose and oxygen, have antihypoxic effects, and protect brain tissue from (2). We use four different nootropics: Bacopa Monnieri (3), L-Tyrosine (4), L-Theanine (5) & Acetyl L-Carnitine HCL (6)

★

“Ever since I started taking Buffed I'm getting too much work done, making too much money, and now I have no idea how to spend it.”

Jalynn
★

“I thought I could handle buffed consciousness, but it might be too powerful for my brain to handle”

Saunder
★

“Buffed has completely ruined my mornings. I used to sleep in and feel groggy. Then I’d mosey my way to a coffee shop and spend $6 on a coffee just to feel something. Now I wake up and I get my buffed and all of sudden I’m productive by 9am which sucks. I don’t need my coffee anymore and I don’t know what to do with all this money in my bank account.”

Court
★

“Before I tried buffed I went to Starbucks every morning. I got the same drink every time and talked to the same barista. She started to remember my name and have my drink ready for me by the time I came in. She started to flirt and I was working up the courage to ask her out. I know my mom would have loved her... but when I tried buffed I said f*ck caffe mocha and have never been back since because I'm a f*cking man. I have so much energy every day I run 10 miles before bed just so I can sleep.”

Kaden
★

“I’d stay away from this. It made me feel way better than I have with any previous energy drink or mix. So now every time I drink something else I know I’m going to feel worse than if I drank Buffed. I wish I didn’t know about it so that I could be happy drinking gas station cans. Now I know what I’m missing and it’s completely ruined that experience for me. ”

MATT
★★★★★

“Pharmaceutical companies now hate me. I went from taking 50milivaniligrams of long acting Adderall and this does the same thing to me that the Adderall did, but without the lack of appetite and the constant peeing.”

TANNER

THE BEST WAY TO BUFF YOURSELF

Buffed will give you a full on brain erection, an erection that can only be cured through productivity. Your new raging mental hard-on is made possible by our unique formula of three organic mushrooms, four nootropics, b-vitamins, electrolytes and caffeine. Here are some of the best ways to get started.

Snort it

Our attorney wants you to know that you shouldn’t actually snort this product, ever, under any circumstances. You get the point. Don't snort Buffed.

Make it fancy

Personally, we like to find a fancy glass, mix it with sparkling water from the Swiss alps, and drink it with our pinkies in the air.

Be the Buffed

You have now developed the ability to absorb Buffed directly through osmosis. You are the most powerful being in the universe.

Consistently Perfect.

I had spent a lot of time and money trying to find my perfect energy, I finally found it in this incredible drink. I was sick of the dehydrated feeling from coffee, Buffed has electrolytes. I tried other mushroom drinks that tasted like shit, Buffed is delicious. Especially the pineapple. The smoothest and longest lasting energy I’ve ever experienced with enough drive to move a refrigerator like a cracked out maniac without disrupting my heart’s natural rhythm. I freaking love this recipe. Also the customer support is unmatched. Saunder is literally the coolest mufunka I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with. Thank you guys for the greatest beverage on the market.

Yay verily!

Love it. No complaints. It will make your sticker peck out. t! I give it 10 thumbs up good s%#t! I give it 10 thumbs

Super Buffed

I am totally happy with both flavors of buffed I have been looking for a alternative for a quick pick me up for a while now from fit update life cider all good but very expensive once I’ve tried buffed I haven’t looked back and even doing a subscription. Thank you Buffed

Works as it should ! Tastes good too

It was the watermelon smell that made me rate this a 4. Thankfully it didn't taste much like watermelon and had more pineapple flavor. I have to admit i do kind of miss the tingles of my pre-workout but still this is at least as good with only 150 mc of caffiene my pre had 333 mg

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